Heyo, just thought i'd pop on and say howdy doody to y'all.
Dont know how many of you check the time on the posted blog, but at the moment it is currently...0515, March 11th. Pulled another nearly-all-nighter just watching films and playing football manager (god damn that game is addictive). Love it because it is one of those games that you can play without having to concentrate on 100%. Flicking between that and my choice of 3 films has been how i've stayed up.
Watched Avatar again, possibly my favourite film ever, lots of people will disagree with me on this, but i really love that film. It is ever possible movie genre rolled into one about blue cat-people in space...it doesn't get much better! Then I rolled back the years and watched a 1960/70's film called First Men on The Moon. Basically these 2 guys develop some paint that negates the effect of gravity and where else would they head but the moon. I kept laughing at how they knew so little about said moon back then - they were using diving suits with their hands fully exposed on the surface of the moon! Other than that it was actually an ok movie, one of those with the REALLY bad specials effects (bug monsters obviously superimposed on a background with strings) but i quite enjoyed it. Then watched some big bang theory because i felt like it.
I guess i came on here to give me something to do, i'm at that stage where i know and want to go to sleep, but i really can't be bothered to get ready for bed...suppose im just stalling, procrastinating as i always do...
ANYWAY, onto what happened yesterday. Spent all day out in the garden helping dad's mate steve with the garden. Between us, we moved 2 tonnes of sand from the back garden round to the front, dug up all the grass on the top level of our garden, took down the wooden fence on said top level of said garden and finished off the paving by the shed. I didn't ache at all when we finished, but im really starting to feel it now. However, it is still £20 that i earned, which will be split £10-£10 between me and mum and dad (i have to pay them around £1800 for the car...this is going to take a while...might as well just keep all £20).
Today was meant to be more of the same until i realised - ITS EXAM RESULTS DAY 0.0. I hadn't really been paying much thought to it until my friends started going on about it - going down to school at 10.30 in the holidays, pff. However, there is one bonus - We're going bowling afterward to celebrate that and AG's birthday (HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAY though it's a bit late ^_^) So that should be fun...haven't been bowling in years :P
Went to see Alice in Wonderland the other day. I must have the best group of mates ever for them to put up with my dentist and change plans so readily :) Thanks guys :) The film was good...i didn't feel that it lived up to all the hype, but i still enjoyed it (again some/most people will probably disagree with me) but it was a fun night out.
Right, gonna head off and catch a little shut eye, night y'all, Duke out
(P.S what do we think of that as a sign off? I think it sounds kind of gay, but its up to you!)
Thursday, 11 March 2010
Sunday, 7 March 2010
Copying AG's Thing
I challenge you to think of as many colours as you can in 2 minutes 30 :)
Stop clock begin!
red, yellow, green, brown, scarlet, black, ochre, peach, ruby, olive, violet, fawn, lilac, gold, chocolate, mauve, cream, crimson, silver, rose, azure, lemon, russet, grey, purple, white, pink, orange and BLUE
TIMES UP!!!
Stop clock begin!
red, yellow, green, brown, scarlet, black, ochre, peach, ruby, olive, violet, fawn, lilac, gold, chocolate, mauve, cream, crimson, silver, rose, azure, lemon, russet, grey, purple, white, pink, orange and BLUE
TIMES UP!!!
Tuesday, 2 March 2010
When shit happens...is it really shit?
zOMFG!!!!!!1111oneone
Howdy! This is SO totally tomorrow from my last blog post, I didn't skip any days, I swear 0.0
I must say, I'm rather liking this...posting one blog per month when I get bored...really makes them seem special. However, unlike most of my other blog posts, this time something HAS happened! Not just SOMEthing, MANY things!! Hallelujah!
Where to start? Well for starters, we're on holiday now. 2 weeks of blissful sleeping in, gorging on food, hanging out with my sister at home and mates outside of said home. I must say I do enjoy these breaks as it does bring me and my sister closer together since...for want of a better way of putting it...we are left to our own devices. It's really fun andwe usually do something cool (making pancakes at 4 in the morning, trampolining for 3 hours, watching Aliens). Going to see the Krewe at PH's house tomorrow, should be a larf, though LM and AG won't be in attendance. I really feel that after the madness of the last couple of weeks, things are starting to get back into a normal rhythm.
OH YEAH! I forgot, the madness. To put it bluntly, the two relationships within the Krewe ended. HS and AG, and BC and LM. The latter I, and most others, were shocked at. There had been no prior indication at all and it came as a huge surprise, at least to us. After this, about a week later, the former split up. This was slightly less unexpected, but still something of a shock. I must admit he was a bit of a tit in the way he ended it, "we need to talk" and "It's not you, it's me" being to of the no-no's he insisted on using. But from the ashes of these two relationships have sprung the seeds of new ones, again within the Krewe. I have to admit I admire LM and AG for how they are going about things, not letting anything get to them and getting on with their lives. Good on ya guys.
OTHER BIG NEWS - I HAVE A CAR! That's right, I am now the proud owner of a 2001 Silver Peugeot 206. £1,800, every single penny of which i have to pay back by doing odd jobs around the house and hopefully getting a part-time job to help pay for it. It all started the other day when my provisional license arrived. Apparently mum had been texting and emailing me all day, though i hadn't recieved any of them. Got home to hear my name being shouted about 50 times with the license being shoved in front of my face. I didn't read much into it and thought "Great...now the long slug to May" before Dad, in his usual instantaneous way, decided we should go to a car auction in Northampton. The atmosphere there was exceedingly hectic, with a whole host of 30 year old wannabe-car salesman bidding on just about everything. After about an hour of searching and seeing cars going for ridiculous amounts, we headed to the in-building cafe. I went up to the counter with my brother and ordered some chips. When we returned to the table, mum told us dad had gone to the toilet. So we sat and ate. However, about 5 minutes later, we saw him coming back and through the window, we saw some paper in his hand. He rounded the corner and revealed that hehad just put in a bid for the peugeot worth about £5,000 and won with his first bid. I was stunned, and ever since i've been on a sort of fast track learning program as he tries to instill in me how a car works and how to drive them. The car is out on the drive and it is a beauty. Nearly no work needs being done to it, the fuel economy is fantastic, it did 5,000 miles in the last year...it's perfect.
Now the 2 1/2 month slog to my birthday...with the car sat there tantalizingly on the drive; mocking me.
So what else am I doing on my holiday I hear you type. The answer - tidying. Yesterday began Operation:Getthehousetidyoriwillbefuckingpissed. Mum and dad's new plan to get the house spick and span. We are re-moving dads office from the garage back into the dining room turned office turned games room. We've already cleared out the spare room/little office upstairs before refilling it with ebay'd stuff from in the games room, which til now has been used as a storage room for dad's...crap.
Hopefully that should be over soon and I'll be able to enjoy the holidays properly - the krewe meeting tomorrow and football on thursday with JH and HS should be fun and get things back to normal.
So other than this, not much is going on. School is ok, decided i have to pick up my act for next term having looked at entrance requirements for University, which i am absolutely crapping myself about. I've started listening to this band recently called Sabaton. They're a Swedish heavy metal band and while i don't usually listen to that sort of music, they sing about wars and stuff. I am REALLY interested in war, probably stemming from my grandad being in the RAF Police and my uncle being in the Royal Marines, and i find all their songs really interesting to listen to. They have songs about the 'Polish Thermopylae', the battle in world war two where 700 polish soldiers withstood an assault by 50,000 german troops for days, a song about the Panzer division - germany's tank division, and another about the falklands war.
So that's my recent history. I've decided im going to take the example of one of my friends and do a 'My day' blog every couple of days instead of these long ones every month or so, seems like a lot more fun to be honest.
Incidentally, i'm also going to start tagging posts, so enjoy that too ^_^
Yours
Me
Howdy! This is SO totally tomorrow from my last blog post, I didn't skip any days, I swear 0.0
I must say, I'm rather liking this...posting one blog per month when I get bored...really makes them seem special. However, unlike most of my other blog posts, this time something HAS happened! Not just SOMEthing, MANY things!! Hallelujah!
Where to start? Well for starters, we're on holiday now. 2 weeks of blissful sleeping in, gorging on food, hanging out with my sister at home and mates outside of said home. I must say I do enjoy these breaks as it does bring me and my sister closer together since...for want of a better way of putting it...we are left to our own devices. It's really fun andwe usually do something cool (making pancakes at 4 in the morning, trampolining for 3 hours, watching Aliens). Going to see the Krewe at PH's house tomorrow, should be a larf, though LM and AG won't be in attendance. I really feel that after the madness of the last couple of weeks, things are starting to get back into a normal rhythm.
OH YEAH! I forgot, the madness. To put it bluntly, the two relationships within the Krewe ended. HS and AG, and BC and LM. The latter I, and most others, were shocked at. There had been no prior indication at all and it came as a huge surprise, at least to us. After this, about a week later, the former split up. This was slightly less unexpected, but still something of a shock. I must admit he was a bit of a tit in the way he ended it, "we need to talk" and "It's not you, it's me" being to of the no-no's he insisted on using. But from the ashes of these two relationships have sprung the seeds of new ones, again within the Krewe. I have to admit I admire LM and AG for how they are going about things, not letting anything get to them and getting on with their lives. Good on ya guys.
OTHER BIG NEWS - I HAVE A CAR! That's right, I am now the proud owner of a 2001 Silver Peugeot 206. £1,800, every single penny of which i have to pay back by doing odd jobs around the house and hopefully getting a part-time job to help pay for it. It all started the other day when my provisional license arrived. Apparently mum had been texting and emailing me all day, though i hadn't recieved any of them. Got home to hear my name being shouted about 50 times with the license being shoved in front of my face. I didn't read much into it and thought "Great...now the long slug to May" before Dad, in his usual instantaneous way, decided we should go to a car auction in Northampton. The atmosphere there was exceedingly hectic, with a whole host of 30 year old wannabe-car salesman bidding on just about everything. After about an hour of searching and seeing cars going for ridiculous amounts, we headed to the in-building cafe. I went up to the counter with my brother and ordered some chips. When we returned to the table, mum told us dad had gone to the toilet. So we sat and ate. However, about 5 minutes later, we saw him coming back and through the window, we saw some paper in his hand. He rounded the corner and revealed that hehad just put in a bid for the peugeot worth about £5,000 and won with his first bid. I was stunned, and ever since i've been on a sort of fast track learning program as he tries to instill in me how a car works and how to drive them. The car is out on the drive and it is a beauty. Nearly no work needs being done to it, the fuel economy is fantastic, it did 5,000 miles in the last year...it's perfect.
Now the 2 1/2 month slog to my birthday...with the car sat there tantalizingly on the drive; mocking me.
So what else am I doing on my holiday I hear you type. The answer - tidying. Yesterday began Operation:Getthehousetidyoriwillbefuckingpissed. Mum and dad's new plan to get the house spick and span. We are re-moving dads office from the garage back into the dining room turned office turned games room. We've already cleared out the spare room/little office upstairs before refilling it with ebay'd stuff from in the games room, which til now has been used as a storage room for dad's...crap.
Hopefully that should be over soon and I'll be able to enjoy the holidays properly - the krewe meeting tomorrow and football on thursday with JH and HS should be fun and get things back to normal.
So other than this, not much is going on. School is ok, decided i have to pick up my act for next term having looked at entrance requirements for University, which i am absolutely crapping myself about. I've started listening to this band recently called Sabaton. They're a Swedish heavy metal band and while i don't usually listen to that sort of music, they sing about wars and stuff. I am REALLY interested in war, probably stemming from my grandad being in the RAF Police and my uncle being in the Royal Marines, and i find all their songs really interesting to listen to. They have songs about the 'Polish Thermopylae', the battle in world war two where 700 polish soldiers withstood an assault by 50,000 german troops for days, a song about the Panzer division - germany's tank division, and another about the falklands war.
So that's my recent history. I've decided im going to take the example of one of my friends and do a 'My day' blog every couple of days instead of these long ones every month or so, seems like a lot more fun to be honest.
Incidentally, i'm also going to start tagging posts, so enjoy that too ^_^
Yours
Me
Sunday, 14 February 2010
This is a Bectatorship!
Above quote made me smile :)
She was telling me to do a blog post which i suppose i really should have done a while back. So much for often eh?
So what's been going on i hear you scream. For one, stop screaming, dad's in bed. Oh wait, he just got up, swish. Well for one, me and Jose started a new thing! Feel like such a trendsetter haha.
Basically they're just new names. For example i'm Pedadu, we also have Johalaha, Peluhu, Rejocr, Lujamc, Haro(baba)si and because i can never remember her middle name, Aigo. You take the first 2 letters from each of the person's names and put them together. We got this idea from Haribo of all places! It was named after the guy was Hans Risomething Bosomething, which spawned the idea. But yeah, fun and games ^_^
Other than that, i now have a new genre of music added to my repetoir - metal. I promised myself i'd NEVER listen to it, and i dont know if you'd count dragonforce who just rock :P but this new band is a swedish band that mostly sing about war and stuff, a subject i'm REALLY interested in. The band is called sabaton, and if you're looking for song recommendations, then i'd say 40 1, Ghost Division and Panzerkampf. Not everyone's taste, but give them a try!
Recently been trying to convince my sister to listen to my all time favourite band though, Reel Big Fish. I <3 them and i have to say if i was to have a man crush, it'd definitely be on the lead singer XD. However, my sister doesn't like trumpets...so...she refuses to listen to ANY of their songs based on one which even i don't particularly like. Really annoys me that she won't even give them a try, but hey, each to their own. I get the feeling, hell i know, that my listening to them pisses a lot of people off...especially when i keep talking about them, but i think slowly im starting to convert some people, starting with Jose downloading ban the tube top, one of my personal favourites.
OH YEAH! BIG NEWS! I finally have my dads agent (the thing that monitors what i type etc) taken off my pc! I feel so liberated! But i can't help but notice that i haven't really done anything that i would have done were it still on here. Guess i've been programmed not to say stuff that i shouldn't. Surpirse surprise the first thing that SOMEBODY told me to do when i got it off was to go watch porn...i can't (not that i would) because he can still see through the router what sites i go on. But hey, it's a small step towards regaining some sort of freedom and independence.
Met up with the krewe yesterday in town. Was a right laugh, saw HaHa in the window of the lazer maze place at his sister's birthday party talking to my little brother (about pokemon no less!) and started waving at them. Soon enough we had the entire party stood at the window waving at us like mad before HaHa asked if he could come out and say hi, which he did. Mum and dad then walked past our group and dad, trying to embarass me, shouted "DID YOU PUT CLEAN UNDERWEAR ON TODAY?". This was met by bemused looks from everyone else before the silence was broken by...one of the more immature of the members of our group laughing...OK it was me ¬_¬. Anyway, after this we went on a walk to L's house where we watched Wales come back from 14-24 down to beat scotland in the last 10 minutes. Fantastic game. L then had to go dancing so we headed up the road to B's, stopping at the park at A's request along the way where some of us let off our childish urges and played on this weird spinny thing. Anyway, we got to B's and again started watching rugby to choruses of "He's fit, he's fit, he's fit" before a phone war broke out between J and B. Trying to get their phones back off each other. I feel that B played unfairly though :P
After this, everyone went home, did some shiz and that leads me to where i am now - sat on my bed waiting for my mate to finish having his lunch so he can come back and play on the xbox, typing out this blog post at the request, no, order of SOMEONE :)
I refrained from speaking about football in this post, but dont expect that trend to continue :P
Until next time ^_^
She was telling me to do a blog post which i suppose i really should have done a while back. So much for often eh?
So what's been going on i hear you scream. For one, stop screaming, dad's in bed. Oh wait, he just got up, swish. Well for one, me and Jose started a new thing! Feel like such a trendsetter haha.
Basically they're just new names. For example i'm Pedadu, we also have Johalaha, Peluhu, Rejocr, Lujamc, Haro(baba)si and because i can never remember her middle name, Aigo. You take the first 2 letters from each of the person's names and put them together. We got this idea from Haribo of all places! It was named after the guy was Hans Risomething Bosomething, which spawned the idea. But yeah, fun and games ^_^
Other than that, i now have a new genre of music added to my repetoir - metal. I promised myself i'd NEVER listen to it, and i dont know if you'd count dragonforce who just rock :P but this new band is a swedish band that mostly sing about war and stuff, a subject i'm REALLY interested in. The band is called sabaton, and if you're looking for song recommendations, then i'd say 40 1, Ghost Division and Panzerkampf. Not everyone's taste, but give them a try!
Recently been trying to convince my sister to listen to my all time favourite band though, Reel Big Fish. I <3 them and i have to say if i was to have a man crush, it'd definitely be on the lead singer XD. However, my sister doesn't like trumpets...so...she refuses to listen to ANY of their songs based on one which even i don't particularly like. Really annoys me that she won't even give them a try, but hey, each to their own. I get the feeling, hell i know, that my listening to them pisses a lot of people off...especially when i keep talking about them, but i think slowly im starting to convert some people, starting with Jose downloading ban the tube top, one of my personal favourites.
OH YEAH! BIG NEWS! I finally have my dads agent (the thing that monitors what i type etc) taken off my pc! I feel so liberated! But i can't help but notice that i haven't really done anything that i would have done were it still on here. Guess i've been programmed not to say stuff that i shouldn't. Surpirse surprise the first thing that SOMEBODY told me to do when i got it off was to go watch porn...i can't (not that i would) because he can still see through the router what sites i go on. But hey, it's a small step towards regaining some sort of freedom and independence.
Met up with the krewe yesterday in town. Was a right laugh, saw HaHa in the window of the lazer maze place at his sister's birthday party talking to my little brother (about pokemon no less!) and started waving at them. Soon enough we had the entire party stood at the window waving at us like mad before HaHa asked if he could come out and say hi, which he did. Mum and dad then walked past our group and dad, trying to embarass me, shouted "DID YOU PUT CLEAN UNDERWEAR ON TODAY?". This was met by bemused looks from everyone else before the silence was broken by...one of the more immature of the members of our group laughing...OK it was me ¬_¬. Anyway, after this we went on a walk to L's house where we watched Wales come back from 14-24 down to beat scotland in the last 10 minutes. Fantastic game. L then had to go dancing so we headed up the road to B's, stopping at the park at A's request along the way where some of us let off our childish urges and played on this weird spinny thing. Anyway, we got to B's and again started watching rugby to choruses of "He's fit, he's fit, he's fit" before a phone war broke out between J and B. Trying to get their phones back off each other. I feel that B played unfairly though :P
After this, everyone went home, did some shiz and that leads me to where i am now - sat on my bed waiting for my mate to finish having his lunch so he can come back and play on the xbox, typing out this blog post at the request, no, order of SOMEONE :)
I refrained from speaking about football in this post, but dont expect that trend to continue :P
Until next time ^_^
Tuesday, 19 January 2010
Holy monkeys!
I can't believe it's been so long since i last came on here! Nearly a month! I'm SO SORRY! Too long have you been without my dry wit, my incomprehensible writing style and oh so British charm!
Yet again, as is my custom, i've been procrastinating. I keep thinking "I'll do it later, i'll do it later", then think of something funny to write while im bed, and think "i'll do it tomorrow". Well no more! I shall write down all the funny thingsi have thought of!
As soon as i remember them of course...
So what has happened over the past month or so? For those of you that have been reading my blog, it won't surprise you to know that nothing major :) Had our exams last week, a gruelling slog of three and a quarter hours worth of exams over three days. Biology, Chemistry and Physics. Oh yes.
We had a small gathering of the krewe, without Josiah, at B's house for new year. It was actually a really good night, we watched 300, played on the Wii, ate, played monopolyyy and rang in the new year! L managed to complete his dream of his first 2010 act being to become a millionaire (well...it was as near as he was going to get) and then left in the morning...as is the custom.
We did however, get left by H who was supposed give me and T a lift back. We started walking thinking it was a joke, but then T phoned him up to discover that they were already half way home. We phoned up my mum who, in her gracious manner, came and picked us up. We got home to find that instead of turning around to come and get us, H's dad decided it would be much better to go to our house to apologise for not picking us up. It was all prearranged and everything so why this happened we still don't know.
Anyway, Xmas was great. Got a new tv, xbox game and a new ipod (Y). THere is now much talk of getting a car for May, and me taking a 1 week crash course that will see me with a full license by the end of the week, though i think its probably best that i do it the normal way. I'm doing some work at the moment for my dad's company that should help pay for a car and driving lessons, at least that's the hope.
Other than that, i've rekindled my love affair with football manager. I can spend hours on that game and not realise any time has gone at all, which isnt a good thing all the time. You tell yourself "Just one more match, just one more match", its a really unhealthy addiction.
Can't remember what else i was going to write, but on today's news, J was going to come round before dad decided we were going to go see avatar while K watched Sherlock holmes with her bf, but whaddya know, we didn't go. Feel like i wasted the day, though i did get some tidying up done in my room.
I'll TRY to post more often, i promise. If anyone catches me on msn, remind me to post more :)
Hasta!
Yet again, as is my custom, i've been procrastinating. I keep thinking "I'll do it later, i'll do it later", then think of something funny to write while im bed, and think "i'll do it tomorrow". Well no more! I shall write down all the funny thingsi have thought of!
As soon as i remember them of course...
So what has happened over the past month or so? For those of you that have been reading my blog, it won't surprise you to know that nothing major :) Had our exams last week, a gruelling slog of three and a quarter hours worth of exams over three days. Biology, Chemistry and Physics. Oh yes.
We had a small gathering of the krewe, without Josiah, at B's house for new year. It was actually a really good night, we watched 300, played on the Wii, ate, played monopolyyy and rang in the new year! L managed to complete his dream of his first 2010 act being to become a millionaire (well...it was as near as he was going to get) and then left in the morning...as is the custom.
We did however, get left by H who was supposed give me and T a lift back. We started walking thinking it was a joke, but then T phoned him up to discover that they were already half way home. We phoned up my mum who, in her gracious manner, came and picked us up. We got home to find that instead of turning around to come and get us, H's dad decided it would be much better to go to our house to apologise for not picking us up. It was all prearranged and everything so why this happened we still don't know.
Anyway, Xmas was great. Got a new tv, xbox game and a new ipod (Y). THere is now much talk of getting a car for May, and me taking a 1 week crash course that will see me with a full license by the end of the week, though i think its probably best that i do it the normal way. I'm doing some work at the moment for my dad's company that should help pay for a car and driving lessons, at least that's the hope.
Other than that, i've rekindled my love affair with football manager. I can spend hours on that game and not realise any time has gone at all, which isnt a good thing all the time. You tell yourself "Just one more match, just one more match", its a really unhealthy addiction.
Can't remember what else i was going to write, but on today's news, J was going to come round before dad decided we were going to go see avatar while K watched Sherlock holmes with her bf, but whaddya know, we didn't go. Feel like i wasted the day, though i did get some tidying up done in my room.
I'll TRY to post more often, i promise. If anyone catches me on msn, remind me to post more :)
Hasta!
Wednesday, 23 December 2009
ohmygodimjustgoingtopostthisquicklythengotobed
Hey, sorry i'm in a bit of a rush, i havent been posting much at all recently, but BLEH :)
Just read this online, and having read each one individually, they are ALL true (at least in my eyes) So REEEEAAAAAD. and make sure you learn something from it :) Ciao
1. Guys dont actually like sluts as much as they say they do, even though they have sex with them!
(Oh yeah… you're not "popular" if you've slept with loads of guys… you're probably just a HOE)
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" are two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile, it’s usually more important than the body.
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to; if a guy knows a girl likes him but doesn’t like her… he still wants to be the only guy she talks to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend, unless it’s negative, then it’s cool.
11. Guys get jealous very easily, even if they don’t show it.
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!... ugh... nevermind..." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. If a guy seems cool around girls, just see how he acts in front of the girl he really likes.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves if you just ask.
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice unless he asks for it.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. Poking, light pushing, blocking your way and random high 5’s are tell tell signs.
22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything if you don’t tell them not to.
24. Guys use words like buff or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you, if he uses it to describe other girls, he probably just wants to sound sweet in front of you, and therefore likes you.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
26. Guys love it when girls wear their clothes (jacket, hat, etc) especially if it’s a girl they like, they will often let them wear it in unreasonable circumstances…like the pouring rain.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible, if you like a guy, just tell him, they’ll usually be flattered. If there is something wrong with your relationship, just tell him, if hes a nice guy he’ll do his best to fix the problem.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about arses and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience, your NEVER going to meet Mr. Darcy.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and talk to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than 3 seconds, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
51. Not all guys are dickheads. Just because ONE is doesnt mean he represents ALL of us. Quit assuming.
52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.
53. We love it when girls talk about their boobs.
54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff you're getting into before making out with a guy...like whether it's a one time deal or not...
55. Believe it or not shy guys are the easiest to talk to, it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticabley tell them about yours.
56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually.
57. When a guy doesn’t touch you flirtily alot, but smiles at you a lot and makes eye contact a lot, its probably because he likes you and feels weird about touching you…but really wants to.
58. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.
59. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it... it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.
60. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
61. If a guy tells you to dump your boyfriend, he's being a twat, if he tells you that there is the possibility of finding someone else (HIM) if you do dump him, he probably likes you and just wants to see you happy.
62. No matter how much they complain (if they do), guys actually like it when girls lean on them.
63. Guys relate everything a lot of things to sex... a joke, a slip of the tongue, a giggle, a yawn, a stretch, whatever...its stupid but true.
64. If you add a guy on myspace or Facebook and you don't know him...chances are he'll assume its because you're attracted to him.
65. If a guy acts like a dick sometimes and doesnt trust you, it might be because he has been badly hurt in the past and is afraid to open up again.
66. Just because a guy isn't holding/kissing you, doesnt mean he doesn't want to, you might just need to initiate it.
67. All guys want to make you happy (unless they're pricks), some just don't know how...so help them out.
68. Most guys just naturally prefer a girl with a bit of curve.
69. Guys are just as self conscious and insecure as girls, ;we also fear rejection, the guy who really likes you is the one who will never dare say so.
70. Boys liked to be talked to. A guy will feel more comfortable around a girl if the girl starts talking to them.
71. The way a girl moves her body can easily be much sexier than anything she says or does.
72. Girls: when you slow down with your boyfriend, make sure you give a damn good reason or we feel like its our fault because we can't comprehend that you really just want to slow down.
73. Every guy has a 'neeky' side of him. Whether it be playin games, watching movies, or playing football, but don't make fun of him if you don't like it, unless it's something you both find funny, otherwise just try and learn to like it. Don't try to change him. If he's constantly ignoring you for that thing, tell him, he'll probably try and do it less.
74. Guys will always check out other girls, even if we make it less obvious when we're around you, it does not mean we're considering leaving you for the girl on the bus. It just comes to us without thinking, so don't freak out when a guy looks at another girl. It's just nature, and we know you were oggling at the cute guy that just walked passed. And hey, guys can have female friends just like girls can have male friends, just because he gets a text from a girl does not mean he is cheating on you. But if this does make things awkward, talk about it.
75. NEVER EVER kick a guy in the balls...seriously. Not even in a fight (play or real) or argument, you can't imagine how much that hurts (don't bring up giving birth because you know it's different). The slightest kick can often have an excruciating delayed reaction...so yeah...just don't do it...please.
76. When a guy is talkin to a girl, his gut instinct is to make her laugh. Whether he is good at this or not, he will try. As a result boys can sometimes appear immature or weird when you first meet them, but they're probably just nervous so give them time and get to know them.
77. At some point a guy will try to play fight with you. There are two reasons for this:
a) Guys like to fight and show you how strong they are.
b) It gives them an excuse to touch you.
78. It is very sexy and appealing for a girl to wear a guy's boxers and shirt. That's all. We don't know why that is, but it just is.
79. Guys dont like girls who don't make an effort. If he travels four hours just to see you for three, appreciate it and don't admit you wouldn't do the same, half the time we wouldn't expect you to anyway!
80. Guys have standards for what type of girl they want to have. Every girl is the perfect girl for somebody.
81. Guys don't like it when girls amplify things. It's very annoying.
82. Even the coolest guys, worry a lot about how they come across, they are probably trying very hard to seem so cool. So don't undermine or mock a guy you like or are friends with, he might not burst into tears but it does not do wonders for his self-esteem. And if you do take the piss, make it fairly clear your joking, it will let the guy know you dont dislike him, you have a sense of humour, and its ok for him to have a come back.
83. If a guy is completely, 100% honest with you about things he's not to sure/proud of, be grateful, because it can be pretty rare.
84. Although we do relate many things to sex, not everything is literally sexual, they like just being close to you too.
85. Guys only like sluts when they're single, as soon as their in a relationship, its just annoying.
86. Guys will always be nervous about giving girls presents they like, no matter how close to or comfortabke they are around the girl. Your opinion is just too important to him.
87. Guys are often terrified of a girl they like too much. The way some girls make you feel makes it impossible for you to function, the same reason a lot of guys persue strictly physical relationships.
88. Guys may not know how to handle a relationship, we admit, we're not the greatest nor the smartest at doing things right. But girls are definitely not any better, so please don't argue with us and make it seem like you know how things are supposed to be and your ways are right. It may seem logical, but frankly, it always isn't.
89. Guys love anything you wear. Really. Don't continuously ask them how you look every time you wear something.
90. THE NUMBER ONE RULE: Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
Just read this online, and having read each one individually, they are ALL true (at least in my eyes) So REEEEAAAAAD. and make sure you learn something from it :) Ciao
1. Guys dont actually like sluts as much as they say they do, even though they have sex with them!
(Oh yeah… you're not "popular" if you've slept with loads of guys… you're probably just a HOE)
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" are two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile, it’s usually more important than the body.
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to; if a guy knows a girl likes him but doesn’t like her… he still wants to be the only guy she talks to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend, unless it’s negative, then it’s cool.
11. Guys get jealous very easily, even if they don’t show it.
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!... ugh... nevermind..." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. If a guy seems cool around girls, just see how he acts in front of the girl he really likes.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves if you just ask.
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice unless he asks for it.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. Poking, light pushing, blocking your way and random high 5’s are tell tell signs.
22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything if you don’t tell them not to.
24. Guys use words like buff or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you, if he uses it to describe other girls, he probably just wants to sound sweet in front of you, and therefore likes you.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
26. Guys love it when girls wear their clothes (jacket, hat, etc) especially if it’s a girl they like, they will often let them wear it in unreasonable circumstances…like the pouring rain.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible, if you like a guy, just tell him, they’ll usually be flattered. If there is something wrong with your relationship, just tell him, if hes a nice guy he’ll do his best to fix the problem.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about arses and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience, your NEVER going to meet Mr. Darcy.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and talk to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than 3 seconds, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
51. Not all guys are dickheads. Just because ONE is doesnt mean he represents ALL of us. Quit assuming.
52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.
53. We love it when girls talk about their boobs.
54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff you're getting into before making out with a guy...like whether it's a one time deal or not...
55. Believe it or not shy guys are the easiest to talk to, it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticabley tell them about yours.
56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually.
57. When a guy doesn’t touch you flirtily alot, but smiles at you a lot and makes eye contact a lot, its probably because he likes you and feels weird about touching you…but really wants to.
58. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.
59. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it... it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.
60. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
61. If a guy tells you to dump your boyfriend, he's being a twat, if he tells you that there is the possibility of finding someone else (HIM) if you do dump him, he probably likes you and just wants to see you happy.
62. No matter how much they complain (if they do), guys actually like it when girls lean on them.
63. Guys relate everything a lot of things to sex... a joke, a slip of the tongue, a giggle, a yawn, a stretch, whatever...its stupid but true.
64. If you add a guy on myspace or Facebook and you don't know him...chances are he'll assume its because you're attracted to him.
65. If a guy acts like a dick sometimes and doesnt trust you, it might be because he has been badly hurt in the past and is afraid to open up again.
66. Just because a guy isn't holding/kissing you, doesnt mean he doesn't want to, you might just need to initiate it.
67. All guys want to make you happy (unless they're pricks), some just don't know how...so help them out.
68. Most guys just naturally prefer a girl with a bit of curve.
69. Guys are just as self conscious and insecure as girls, ;we also fear rejection, the guy who really likes you is the one who will never dare say so.
70. Boys liked to be talked to. A guy will feel more comfortable around a girl if the girl starts talking to them.
71. The way a girl moves her body can easily be much sexier than anything she says or does.
72. Girls: when you slow down with your boyfriend, make sure you give a damn good reason or we feel like its our fault because we can't comprehend that you really just want to slow down.
73. Every guy has a 'neeky' side of him. Whether it be playin games, watching movies, or playing football, but don't make fun of him if you don't like it, unless it's something you both find funny, otherwise just try and learn to like it. Don't try to change him. If he's constantly ignoring you for that thing, tell him, he'll probably try and do it less.
74. Guys will always check out other girls, even if we make it less obvious when we're around you, it does not mean we're considering leaving you for the girl on the bus. It just comes to us without thinking, so don't freak out when a guy looks at another girl. It's just nature, and we know you were oggling at the cute guy that just walked passed. And hey, guys can have female friends just like girls can have male friends, just because he gets a text from a girl does not mean he is cheating on you. But if this does make things awkward, talk about it.
75. NEVER EVER kick a guy in the balls...seriously. Not even in a fight (play or real) or argument, you can't imagine how much that hurts (don't bring up giving birth because you know it's different). The slightest kick can often have an excruciating delayed reaction...so yeah...just don't do it...please.
76. When a guy is talkin to a girl, his gut instinct is to make her laugh. Whether he is good at this or not, he will try. As a result boys can sometimes appear immature or weird when you first meet them, but they're probably just nervous so give them time and get to know them.
77. At some point a guy will try to play fight with you. There are two reasons for this:
a) Guys like to fight and show you how strong they are.
b) It gives them an excuse to touch you.
78. It is very sexy and appealing for a girl to wear a guy's boxers and shirt. That's all. We don't know why that is, but it just is.
79. Guys dont like girls who don't make an effort. If he travels four hours just to see you for three, appreciate it and don't admit you wouldn't do the same, half the time we wouldn't expect you to anyway!
80. Guys have standards for what type of girl they want to have. Every girl is the perfect girl for somebody.
81. Guys don't like it when girls amplify things. It's very annoying.
82. Even the coolest guys, worry a lot about how they come across, they are probably trying very hard to seem so cool. So don't undermine or mock a guy you like or are friends with, he might not burst into tears but it does not do wonders for his self-esteem. And if you do take the piss, make it fairly clear your joking, it will let the guy know you dont dislike him, you have a sense of humour, and its ok for him to have a come back.
83. If a guy is completely, 100% honest with you about things he's not to sure/proud of, be grateful, because it can be pretty rare.
84. Although we do relate many things to sex, not everything is literally sexual, they like just being close to you too.
85. Guys only like sluts when they're single, as soon as their in a relationship, its just annoying.
86. Guys will always be nervous about giving girls presents they like, no matter how close to or comfortabke they are around the girl. Your opinion is just too important to him.
87. Guys are often terrified of a girl they like too much. The way some girls make you feel makes it impossible for you to function, the same reason a lot of guys persue strictly physical relationships.
88. Guys may not know how to handle a relationship, we admit, we're not the greatest nor the smartest at doing things right. But girls are definitely not any better, so please don't argue with us and make it seem like you know how things are supposed to be and your ways are right. It may seem logical, but frankly, it always isn't.
89. Guys love anything you wear. Really. Don't continuously ask them how you look every time you wear something.
90. THE NUMBER ONE RULE: Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
Thursday, 10 December 2009
Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself
And it is with this in mind that i have decided to do a blog post today :)
Howdy y'all, it's been a while (about 2 weeks by my count) and i'm actually starting to get withdrawal symptoms!
Sooooo what's been happenin' in da hizouse, in ma hood? Quite a bit actually. For one, i'm becoming a huge fan of the word Indolence...it makes my laziness sound classy ^_^
Was sick the other day, caught the bug off my little brother. I kept telling him not to go in my room while he was sick because, obviously, i'd end up catching it. But low and behold, there he was, every day of his illness, playing xbox. I didn't have the heart to shout at him as he was pretty ill, so i just let it pass. But when i got it, there was something he said/did that made me want to cry. I was lying in bed, when he walked in, tears streaming down his face, gave me a huge hug, looked at me and said "...i'm sorry i made you poorly", before running out of the room crying. I was stuck for words. He's a sensitive little soul, very emotional, so the next day I gave him a big hug and let him know that everything was OK and that it wasn't his fault.
Football was a disaster the last two weeks. My first touch has gone to hell and my shooting isn't too amazing either. I really need to sort it out. Kettering lost aswell, losing with it the chance to face man utd (my favourite team) in the next round. To say the least, i was quite devastated. But it was good publicity, so i can't complain.
Dad's on the fritz again. His sleeping patterns are totally messed up again, which means the rest of the family spend our entire time downstairs arguing with each other in silence. It's a horrible atmosphere, but we have to put up with it in the hopes of swinging him back round to the right times. So far he's somewhere in Russia, hopefully by xmas he'll be back round to our time.
On a more positive note, going to town tomorrow with the guys...our 'krewe' XD. Usually is a laugh when we all get together, and i think our newest member will be in attendance aswell. Its a good group to be fair. We have a diverse range of personalities, likes, dislikes, people. We are a very open group, almost anyone can join if they can stand us. I swear they should make a tv show about us!
But alas, i must now bid you adieu, until we speak again et al. I'll try and do the next one tomorrow.
Hasta la pasta mi amigos
Howdy y'all, it's been a while (about 2 weeks by my count) and i'm actually starting to get withdrawal symptoms!
Sooooo what's been happenin' in da hizouse, in ma hood? Quite a bit actually. For one, i'm becoming a huge fan of the word Indolence...it makes my laziness sound classy ^_^
Was sick the other day, caught the bug off my little brother. I kept telling him not to go in my room while he was sick because, obviously, i'd end up catching it. But low and behold, there he was, every day of his illness, playing xbox. I didn't have the heart to shout at him as he was pretty ill, so i just let it pass. But when i got it, there was something he said/did that made me want to cry. I was lying in bed, when he walked in, tears streaming down his face, gave me a huge hug, looked at me and said "...i'm sorry i made you poorly", before running out of the room crying. I was stuck for words. He's a sensitive little soul, very emotional, so the next day I gave him a big hug and let him know that everything was OK and that it wasn't his fault.
Football was a disaster the last two weeks. My first touch has gone to hell and my shooting isn't too amazing either. I really need to sort it out. Kettering lost aswell, losing with it the chance to face man utd (my favourite team) in the next round. To say the least, i was quite devastated. But it was good publicity, so i can't complain.
Dad's on the fritz again. His sleeping patterns are totally messed up again, which means the rest of the family spend our entire time downstairs arguing with each other in silence. It's a horrible atmosphere, but we have to put up with it in the hopes of swinging him back round to the right times. So far he's somewhere in Russia, hopefully by xmas he'll be back round to our time.
On a more positive note, going to town tomorrow with the guys...our 'krewe' XD. Usually is a laugh when we all get together, and i think our newest member will be in attendance aswell. Its a good group to be fair. We have a diverse range of personalities, likes, dislikes, people. We are a very open group, almost anyone can join if they can stand us. I swear they should make a tv show about us!
But alas, i must now bid you adieu, until we speak again et al. I'll try and do the next one tomorrow.
Hasta la pasta mi amigos
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